~In memory of
We are gathered today to commemorate the death of MR/Ms/Mrs black lizard. I shall assume that he is a male. Mr Lizard died an awful death and luck was not as his side at the point of his death. He was murded by my mother. Mr lizard showed a great amount of courage. He was stuck to the nail in the ceiling. He stood there absolutely still and that must have needed a great deal of concentration and discipline( it is doing something you dont like but benefits you anyway.). His murderer was merciless as it threated her if it fell to her kitchen table. Mr Lizard was killed at 945am, a bright sunny morning while i was spreading jam on my toast. The weapon used at the scene was a bamboo strict that smashed him up. We mourn for the death of the unfortunate reptile. In loving memory of one who died without his loved ones by his side. May he seek enlightenment in heaven.
Sun tanned on: 8:07 PM