~How to wake your kids up.
This entry will be useful to you peeps in maybe another 10-15 years time. You can thank me then, of course.
Through the 28 years of experience, my parents are experts in waking kids from the age of 2 to 22.
1. Scare tactic.
"Syeyuet! its 930 already! We are late for pilates already!" works on every saturday morning. Remember to be extremely convincing as if fire broke in the house. Then you wake up and check the alarm clock and its only 9 o clock.
2.Deprive them of their comforts.
I am sensitive to light. So mum will draw apart the curtains and make sure all the light reaches the bed. My sister cannot stand the heat. So mum will switch off the fan or the air-con. Make it hell to be lying in the bed. Then, we will wake up.
3. Irritate them
My alarm clocks go off and i dont stop it because i obviously do not know that they are ringing, So the batteries dry off and the alarm clocks stop. Anyway i cannot be bothered to change them anymore. So my dad will put the batteries and make sure they ring right at my side. So helpful of him dont you think? My sister has a singing pig soft toy. Dad will causually press the "press me" button and let the pig sing while he walks away.
4.Tempt them
Be really nice and buy like 4 packets of carrot cake, chwee kueh, soya bean milk and soya bean for breakfast. Scream for me to wake up and i will jump straight up.
The above suggestions are tried and tested on 3 seperate specimens. you results may vary on your kids. I am not liable for any harm in the process.
Sun tanned on: 10:12 PM
