~Retard Sightings.
There was a case of retard sightings outside my house today. Here is a chronologically record of the events:
My sister was turned down by her boyfriend for a swim because he is busy. She did not bother to approach me because she knows that i will turn it down anyway since im pretty anit-swiming.
I suggested that we go for a jog but was turned down by her since she is anti-jogging.
So she suggested that we should go cycling with my gold bike instead. Then we got our dad to pump the tires. Instead of pumping the tires, my dad ended up letting out all the air with the spoilt pump!!
We had two flat tires in the end. But it did not deter us and we continued 'trying' to ride the bike.
We are not very good with the bike in the first place. We were not sucessful riding it consecutively for 10 seconds at all!! It was not called cycling at all and the tires went flat once we sat on the bike.
My mum walked to the balcony and looked at the amusing sight in the corridor, declared "Retard sightings!"
-Super random but it justifies that everyone is nuts in this family. ;)
Sun tanned on: 6:55 PM